I am King Tiny, and I am the one eyed king. I am also fortunate enough to be a cat. My kingdom is huge, and there is a lot of citizens to look after, but luckily for them, I happens to be very good at my job. Actually is it not so much a job as a calling. I do my humble best, and that is damned good actually.
onsdag 14. september 2011
Here I am
haven’t popped by earlier, but sincerely, I do have a lot to do these days. You
see two sub-humans have arrived. They claim to be the parents of our female
human actually. Still, I can’t help it; humans that aren’t ours are a bit scary
until proven otherwise, so I admit to have been stalking them from a safe
distance until I could figure them out. To be honest they seem to have several
good gifts. My good friend Seniora has even told me that they have magic
fingers that do wonders for an old experienced cat’s fur. Apparently these
hands also are attached to nice laps who work very well indeed as nice comfy madras
while the hands are petting the fur. Still I prefer to just sit next to them,
ready to bolt into the kitchen, where they have shown themselves useful to fill
up that food bowl of mine, which are always empty. Off course, at that point,
more training is seriously needed, as they could fill up that bowl a whole lot
more! I am hungry you now, and need food to grow proper.
Ehem, but I think it would have worked better if I had been the model for this piece!
other day they arrived home with some art pieces that Mr Purr had model. As you
can imagine I am rather stunned to learn that I wasn’t used as the model here,
Honestly, I am shocked, and the Model himself…… As you can see, I am showing my
disgust for the matter.